Head Case Files: Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow

Stephen lived in a secret snow kingdom. It was silent, but it wasn't cold. (Stephen stumbles upon two of his classmates in their secret hideout.) Stephen: Hey, guys! What are you doing? Boy #1: None of your bees wax! Stephen: Is that a Cosmopolitan Magazine? Can I see? Boy #2: Stay right where you are. What are you doing out here? Stephen: I was building an imaginary snowman! Would you like to join me? Boy #1: Let's get him! (They pounce on the unwelcome visitor.) Stephen's vivid inner world even isolated him from his father. (A living room. Stephen's father watches a baseball game. Enter Stephen, interfering with the broadcast signal.) Father: Stephen! How many times have I told you to leave your walkie talkie in your room! Look at that snow! That's your snow, Stephen. That's your stupid snow! But Stephen's disability came to a disturbing light during an ice fishing trip across the border to Canada. (A hospital room. Stephen lies incapacitated while his mother speaks to a physician.) Mother: I don't understand it, Doctor. One minute he was sitting in the back seat, behaving himself, then as soon as the car slowed down, he had jumped out, stripped down to his briefs, and started dancing about on the top of a snowbank until he collapsed from the exposure...
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