Friday, July 10, 2015

And That's the News

And That's the News
No one reads the blogs of the author who wants to sue our network for fraud, copyright violations, defamation, and personal injuries and who sent our former host to prison. Why? Because we say so.

In the world of music, no one wants to hear the new rock music of the same author whose music we credited to malicious frauds to beat him over the head with for as many as eight years. As soon as it disappeared from the radio, people immediately lost interest in rock and started loving elevator music., such as Bonnie Cliff's hit single, Turn Around, Red Eyes. The only rock anyone likes now is the hateful noise of the semi-literate Abyzmals. Why? Because we say so.

And you are not real. You are just a very convincing holographic illusion of our invention to help our government keep its census figures accurate. As such, you are utterly dependent on us for your reality.

And that's the news.

  
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