The Balogne Bulletin

Good afternoon. The popular outdoor Shakespeare Festival, Scribbler in the Sand, was crashed today by a large group of militant Baconites, who believe that William Shakespeare stole his plays from Sir Francis Bacon. Angry words were exchanged and the stage manager was challenged to a duel. The scene threatened to descend to utter confusion when the insurgents clashed with a large group of Drakites, who believe that Sir Francis Bacon owed money to Sir Francis Drake. It took a whole brigade of papal guards to get the situation under control. In business, the economy has ground to a standstill with no new areas of expansion to exploit. We've run out of ideas and may be forced to resort to crime to forestall a panic on Wall Street and keep posting profits. Economists say it could stay like this until the next war. And lastly, an internet survey reports that the cost of your cable bill does not adequately redeem itself. Well, I think we all know how to make up for that: stop blowing your money on frivolous luxuries like home internet service! And now a word from our sponsor...
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