Saturday, November 28, 2015

The Balogne Bulletin

The Balogne Bulletin/28-11-15
Today on the Balogne Bulletin, public transit undergoes an overhaul. Seats will be done away with and replaced by more efficient cubicles. Though riders will be unable to sit down, the new plexiglass booths offer both improved security and solid back support.

Authorities warn of a diabolical new street drug more potent than synthetic crack. Users report out-of-body experiences, hallucinations and discovering a strange rapport with plant life.

A mentalist accuses science fiction programs of undermining his credibility by presenting his personal testimony as a far-fetched fantasy. Cornered by skeptics, he luminously dematerialized.

The military has developed a bomb that massacres home dwellers and spares their homes. This will preserve the target region for occupation when its air becomes breathable again in a hundred years.

To end happily, a German shepherd is being petted as the hero of a remarkable rescue. Unaided, the dog released a small child from captivity in a locked safe.

  
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