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Today on the Balogne Bulletin, a medical miracle: a head injury causing over ninety percent brain loss has left a pharmacist without any noticeable change to his functionality. He claims that he no longer needs his brain because he knows his job by heart. The government wants us to get comfortable with closed circuit cameras and listening devices. They say they can't be sure of our acceptance until public transit offenses rise to pre-installation levels. A military force has landed on a uranium rich island in the North Pacific to assure the safety of a mining operation. Satellite images reveal a colony of giant, fire breathing reptiles there. On our own shores, a regular beach visitor offers his novel hypothesis as to what caused the ancient flood. He thinks that the mythical lost civilization of Atlantis developed sophisticated climate control technology and that the gears of their machines must have somehow got stuck in the 'rainstorm' position. And the Christmas rush is on for the last moment shoppers down at the Central Mall. Stores expect the greedy, grabby, pushy mob to set a new record for buying thoughtful gifts for loved ones. |
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| © 2007, 2015. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Saturday, December 19, 2015
The Balogne Bulletin
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